Title: Der Teufel ist ein Egoist
Characters: Ianto, Jack
"Think about it," the form of a black cat hissed. It had been there for the last half hour, perched on the side of Ianto's desk, its tail too long and curling around its body.
Ianto sighed and reached up to click his earpiece to 'on'.
"Captain," he intoned, still writing with one hand. "I thought you'd like to know. Mephisto's after my soul again."
"He knows I have rules against that," came the answer, then a pause. The cat still stared, golden eyes shining. "Right, go ahead and remind him it's Torchwood property. Says so in the fine print."